Bugger :-(

My hangover has cleared. However it turns out that my bath mats are not machine washable. The definition of not machine washable is tearing themselves apart, flocking up the seal on the washing machine causing it to keep going for 6 hours slowly filling my cellar with water. My new change of plan involves curling up in a ball on my sofa crying softly to myself as I wait for the cellar to drain. I need a hug!