Well what I thought was a pulled muscle in my shoulder has turned into an all over feeling of bleurgh with associated cough. I am currently following the Orange Juice and Lemsip recovery plan.

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Went to Sin City last night to shake of my household blues. Bumped into assorted Boltonites in the Lass who looked surprised to see me cyber-gothed up. Unfortunately didn't really get a chance chat and catch up so must make the trip to Bolton at some point. Once I got …

My hangover has cleared. However it turns out that my bath mats are not machine washable. The definition of not machine washable is tearing themselves apart, flocking up the seal on the washing machine causing it to keep going for 6 hours slowly filling my cellar with water. My new …