I'm currently a bit pale. This is due to the large amount of plaster dust I'm acquired from a today's ceiling fixing. I went for tiles instead of paper as they are easier to fix. However they are a bugger to line up when the walls aren't true. Hopefully once …

I'm glad I didn't head down to Maelstrom on Friday night. I would of been trying to put my tent up in the dark during torrential rain before drinking a pint and collapsing in bed tired from a day of decorating.

As it happened I got up a denial AM …

A rather funny piece of legalese. I was very impressed with the LISP joke ;-)

It is no wonder the subject of the weather is a national obsession. Try this for an experiment. Watch the weather reports on 3 foreign/international stations and compare with out own domestic output. The latest BBC forecast was positively poetic in its description of thunder breaking out across the …

I've spent most of the day stripping and plastering the spare room while listening to the final test on Radio 5. I've still got a little bit more to do but I've decided to avoid driving tired I'll head down to Maelstrom first thing in the morning (hopefully avoiding the …