My hangover has cleared. However it turns out that my bath mats are not machine washable. The definition of not machine washable is tearing themselves apart, flocking up the seal on the washing machine causing it to keep going for 6 hours slowly filling my cellar with water. My new …

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23
3. Find the fifth sentence
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.

Hmmm, well it is a geek book.

I have just returned from a 450 mile circumnavigation of the country. I could go into great detail ranting about drivers on the M6 and the vast tracts of space they leave on the inside lane. I could discuss my general loathing of the traffic down south and the average …